She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
In honor of tonight, my penis will make an appearance
Anal astronaut?
Wow word travels fast.
i swear to god even though i took those meds before coming here i did not hallucinate zulema silently throwing up into a breakfast burrito
Breaking personal boundaries is my trademark
she was eating donuts out of the garbage. enough said.
He has until sunday, then my legs are officially closed to him
So we just accidentally broke into a building from the third floor while carrying shovels. The security guards are still very confused
Children cease to be precious when they crap their shorts in the pool I exercise at.
Se wrote an essay in class about proper and fashionable winter wear for dogs. Of course I regret fucking her.
I got drunk by myself and ended up listening to Beethoven in the dark.
Being able to fart in her presence and not be judged is why I pay half the rent.
Just shaved my crotch so I could call it the bald eagle. Happy 4th.
Have you forgotten that this whole sexy cop role play started with a comment about my mom?
No but seriously. Just had a guy lean over and sniff my head like it was a freshly baked pie
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