Whoa Z and x make the same sound
we made a giant pot of alcholic jello. i filled a gallon bag and brought it to dorms. desk guy gave me weird looks, he doesnt realize this is how i will pass all of my room searches
TAKE DOWN THAT PHOTO OF ME IN THE NURSES COSTUME NOW.
Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
Everyone was high fiveing on their a walks of shame home. God im gonna miss college life
Is 9am too early to be eating a mozzarella stick I found in my purse? Yeah didnt think so. The fact that it tastes like vomit is concerning but not importanta.
Your place is a magnet for either righteous parties or crippling alcohol dependency. Lets find out which together
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
Turns out I was the only one drinking. I broke one guy's bed and kicked another in the face. Then when an RA came by I shouted to let him in he's gonna find the vodka anyway. Great night
I went full Overly Attached Girlfriend. You never go full OAG.
My night can be summed up in 3 words: Vodka. Threesomes. Hospital.
I want to go out and have good clean fun.
Ok, but that does not include Bud Light Platinum and your vagina.
So the guy I hooked up with during welcome week just tried to booty call me from across the lecture hall at 9am. I don't think he gets how this works...
Goal: finish my bio assignment before the Xanax kicks in.
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