6 other girls and I took an ice cream truck to the bar when we couldn't get a cab. Best birthday ever.
No, this time she was diabetic. I think I fucked her into diabetic shock.
well let's see. after you forcefully shoved a half-eaten apple in my mouth, you ruined the pepsi by dumping an entire beer in there.
Don't let me forget to bring the toilet inside tonight.
I have now added draft and wells specials that different bars have to my blackberry calendar.. Help me.
Ye. Looking like it's about to be one of those mythical responsible weekends
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
i think I'm just gonna buy a new vibrator, body pillow, some guys cologne to spray on it, a life time supply of wine and weed and be done with all this shit
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
It happened again.
What?
I lost in a drinking contest with my 84 year old grandmother. Two years in a row now.
Oh and apparently something happened that was related to "THIS IS SPARTA" but no one will tell me what I did.
So I'm going to blame my boobs hurting on that.
Tequila Tuesday.. tonight is the night I defeat the liquor.
I have class at 8:30 and I am not bailing you out of the drunk tank again.
Alas my dad DD'd me. Legit cock blocked to the highest degree
The candles are lit, the magic circle is drawn, now all we need to do is get naked and see how many orgasms we can manage.
When you wear a dress that resembles the shape and color of Kirby to a wedding, you get the attention you deserve.
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