I can't wait to see her breast feed this thing
Found my little brother jerking off with a condom. he said he was "practicing"
OMG its one we used last night
at least he lost his v-card with a bang... or should i say the clap.
I feel like I'm in a bed a bagels and mistakes.
I don't know what's happening. Everyone is wearing beaks.
how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
Where would I incorporate "your boyfriend fucked the shit out of me last night" before or after Merry Christmas bitch?
Nope. Too hot. We just sat in my tub with cold water spraying on us drinking coronas. This summer heat is killing my libido slowly
I don't understand why your family and sex lives should EVER overlap.
Some days you just pee in a stairwell and go home.
Worst case: you're extra horny, have no control of your mouth or actions, and maybe murder someone. Child's play.
She wants to have a threesome with Taylor Swift. I think this is the kind of love my grandparents spoke of.
No i dont need a babysitter i have my cats. Cats can dial 911 ya know
When your guy changes his swinger profile to include you. #makingprogress
I just group texted a dick pic. Wonder who'll respond back first. Ashley Stacey or my stepmom
Randomize
