their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
Baby momma caught me doing baby daddy in reverse cowgirl. She kicked me out and i have no clothes, come get me.
I hope you walked the shit out of that shame.
you just love her because she lets you bang her with fruits and veggies!
I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
i tried to get you to come inside, but you insisted on throwing up in the flowers "because they're pretty."
Did you see the soccer ref give that girl the red card as she was being kicked out of the party?
Some chick in the back of my Psychologhy of Addictions class just did a line off her hand. She tried to make it look subtle.
in the event i get tipsy, my nipples are your responsibility
I just don't know about this life anymore. Quite frankly I think I belong up there in the great blue, lounging on a cloud sippin tea with Jesus
The drag queen we did coke with is going to be on Ru Paul's drag race. I feel so proud.
You're telling me he never had to ask for a blow job and he STILL broke up with you? I call bullshit on that one.
I'm ready to run through the streets naked yelling "HES ALIVE!"
I found a used condom in my purse this morning. It was in there with a bunch of smushed french fries.
You woke up in between the boxspring and the matress in a random dorm room.
What! I said that you would fall in love? See I know better. Dark liquor makes me think everything is a dream. I barely remember saying that
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