i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
i dont think my boyfriend knows how much of a pain it is to shave my ass
i used the pictures of vaginas in your biology book to jack off.
CANT TOUCH THIS JUST CAME ON MY IPOD. LOVE STEVE JOBS
i feel like our whole relationship was one big acid trip
He tricked me...the first song on his sex mix was trey songz but the rest were techno....i can't walk straight now
he gave me a new purse full of weed and five boxes of samoas for my birthday. best boyfriend ever.
I thought the cops would know I was on shrooms because I was 10ft tall.
Everyone looked at me like I just fucked a gopher and was wearing it like a hat
I got slapped by a drag queen and bitten on the arm by either a random girl or a weird mouth shaped dog. Tough to tell without seeing the teeth
She looks well worn, presumably from a cavalcade of penis.
Woke up on the couch with one cowboy boot on and a hat over my crotch. God bless texas.
I dont know if hes kidding... but hes drunk and said hes going to shave his balls. Alert your emt friends
I just bought sparkling water with plan B. I am the most basic bitch to ever exist.
I WANT GRASS AND TREES NOT SOMEONE SWINGING A SWORD AROUND
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