I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
I just googled how to quit your job and cause a big uproar at the same time....i tell you how tomorrow goes, i'm so excited....
Just saw remains of her puke from last night on my pants.... thats got "Apology BJ" written all over it.
Woke up with my foot jammed into a VCR
Dont ask, hes out back rolling around in the yard freaking out. literally just had a 15 minute conversation, only word i could make out was "yellow"
it took me 7 solid minutes to realize "egggGSaucetingf" meant "exhausting"
His fucking was so lame I considered painting my nails during...
I owe you a thank you for last night. Only you could go up to a guy, ask if he likes my boobs, and return later to find us in a full on dance floor makeout sesh. Well played.
HOW ARE YOU ALWAYS DRUNK? AND WHERE ARE TOU TRYING TO GO??
Woke up this morning with a darth vader helmet and a bath robe on with my toenails shitly painted
Holy fuck where did this cat tattoo on my ass come from
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
Was I trying to make a threesome happen again?!
Yep
I need to stop doing that, Im gonna get punched in the face
Did anyone see us fucking last night on the giant turtle outside downtown Disney?
He is 6'5, went to a Christian school and he's a violinist....I'm going to fuck the jesus right out of him.
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