Just because he's a soilder doesn't mean his dick is a hero.
Umm I need a rain check. Long story short is I have scabies. Research it if you want. I'll tell you everything another time soon, I promise.
having my hair in braids makes puking so easy. i am being an indian every halloween
did anyone else see me puking into my coat sleeve?
The less money I spend on drugs, the happier my mom will be.
So I'm thinking about sending him some "sorry I almost peed on your computer" cookies. Thoughts?
In brighter news I got condoms and a mattress protector today.
It's a sit down to pee kind of hangover
I'm throwing in the towel on today. The puke gods have won this war
All I'm saying is that any 24 year old guy who sends me a snapchat from the vantage point of his dick with the caption "hiding behind my weiner" is off my list potentially dateable guys.
I see your boobs were ready to greet the new year.
I have "if found please return to" written in sharpie on my arm, my uterus is rejecting everything, and I have hickies. I must actually be an 18 year old piece of shit girl instead of a responsible 23 year old
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
Flight got cancelled. Stayed in the same hotel as the flight crew so now I can cross Sex with Pilot off the bucket list
He regularly flies into DC, so I’m going to sign him up for my Frequent Flyer program!
Do you think Ashley had her twin sister tag in for our date? The sex was different and I think a mole was missing
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