If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
I'm going to let the use of the word "hella" slide considering I have sperm older than you.
I just left during the middle of Chemistry to go throw up in the bathroom....and you laughed at my travel toothbrush.
just put cider in my bong. gotta love fall
that's what penises do
they tell lies.
Theres also beggin' strips and a dog bone in the corner...nooo signs of there being a dog though.
I just need to know if he's either really genuine about being in my life or being in my vagina.
I don't know. I was also picked up by the doormen and held over the bar so I could do an upside down shot out of a bartenders tits.
I can't feel my tongue. And that means go. Green means go. And you know what Barney says. Green means go and woah means no. DRIIIIINKK
It's now officially the Christmas season, so I have no shame in drinking evernog.
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
Once someone takes a shit in your toilet they are no longer a guest.
also, i'm not sure if i'm proud to say this but our regional manager's hot fiance was grinding on me at the reception while he stood and watched.
i suppose that explains why he told me he plans on promoting you this Friday.
I think my brain is throwing up inside my head. How do you live like this?
Anyhow. He gives me orgasms and cuddles and buys me dinner and alcohol. Ill keep him around and cross that other girl bridge when we get there ha ha
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