Heard it's your birthday. I can't send pictures, but go ahead and imagine my balls.
Pick my eyebrow is burning. I'm sitting in the back of dolows vat and listening to jolly music and wilfgang is signing and looking food. Cute kid. Home is where I go now.
what. the. fuck.
I stayed up for an hour trying to make my room stop spinning and then I realized it was bc my fan was on
Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
Yeah getting kicked out of the bar at 1 pm really set the tone for the day.
Holy fuck, spaghetti burritos are the best idea I've ever had.
I think I died last night. I had 14 beers..well 13 1/2 if you count the one that got spilled on the baby in the elevator.
I will take a blow job from a dude that kinda looks like a girl at this point
He just had a handle of vodka with ice in it yelling at people hot august night mother fuckaaaaa and was pouring it on his face
Naw. I'm tired and I'd have to shave my legs. I doubt the sex or the company would be worth it.
you made me suck your tit in the car and kept saying "good boy. I love you so much. good boy."
When you wake up on the bus on 139th but you're staying at 6th
133 to go
What did we do lastnight that resulted in a $1,896 charge on my credit card with a $2,000 limit
I woke up naked with a Jason mask on and a fat lip. What happened last night?
I can't believe the MLB is making the NHL look good.
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