hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
he smelled like listerine and beef tacos
Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
it's kinda bad that we're already planning travel arrangements to his funeral
In case you were wondering...putting everclear into a humidifier DOES get you really really drunk.
He pocket texted me while I was blowing him in the car...What are the odds?
Considering how often you blow him,high.
You can't be mad because the taco bell people like me and not you. I'm not the one that puked in front of them.
You didn't know it was a gay bar until the 7th guy rejected you. You were crying because you thought it was just a bad night. No more for you.
I really appreciate you zipping up my pants at the bar. You didn't even ruin my Bermuda triangle.
don't mind me. just hanging out in this cool air conditioned Babies R Us until the liquor store next door opens.
If we order a pizza and I contribute 9 cents, is that fair?
WHY IS THERE NO EMOJI FOR "FUCK MY MOM JUST SAW MY SEX BRUISES?!"
People were wondering why I started hanging out with him after high school, the simple answer is now that I don't see his dorky ness everyday I can just focus on his amazing penis.
I woke up under the kitchen table. Andy is cursing out Joe Exotic's name in between heaves in the bathroom. Jay is trying to sleep w/ a shirt tied over his eyes. Lena and Brad braved the sun to go get bloody mary supplies and food. I'd say the Tiger King drinking game was a success.
Pillow talk was a high five, this morning she made dinosaur muffins for the house. I love chapel hill
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