I tried to give up sex for lent. It feels weird that on easter I'm this excited to be a whore again
Revelation of the day. Bulimia is dumb. Anorexia is easier.
You suck.
They past out watching a re-run of the 1984 presidential debate on cspan
my professor just said "the power of the situation"
drink
it's like heaven, but drunker
If everything I've heard is true, then she's lost her virginity three times
The last thing I remember is pushing my way into the bathroom and dumping a 40 on him. We havent talked since.
You kept whispering "Party Dave" every time someone would start talking.
At my eighteen year old cousin's wedding. Getting hit on by a 9 year old. No one knows who he came with. I'm pretty sure he just showed up from the field behind the church. Help.
Nothing says thanksgiving like acid flashbacks
I woke up and found cookies in my purse. It's a 12/12/12 miracle.
He brought me Plan B in the snowstorm.
A+ 👏🏼
He was really cute! And I know but it's just like getting my fix ya know? He's basically a human vibrator.
Do you remember me asking for jerk off videos from Tinder guy?
Nah I don't remember that being part of the criteria
So what happened at girls night? My roomate found me passed out locked out on the front steps of the house and it was raining. Yes low moment
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