let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
Rub youre cunt and tell me you love me.
Your incorrect use of you're doesn't arouse me in the slightest.
You probably havent been upstairs if you think that the microwave missing its door is bad
I think i can make this amish girl legitimately hot.
One girl peed the bed, one lost her panties, another woke up on the piano, I have pink eye and door knobs are missing. This is why I stay in Nebraska
Do you remember that time on the drunk bus when I kept thanking the bus driver for serving our country?
I apologize for getting really drunk, taking off my shirt, bitching someone out, crying, and breaking something at your party next weekend...
Whatever. I indirectly made you cum overseas. Call it even.
That was the #1 scariest moment in my life. I have full trust in you, I let you bite my penis for god sake.
He told me he felt like he was just pistol-whipped by Testicle Man.
Have you ever had to act sober and talk to an authority figure in a coconut bra? Because it is just as degrading as you would imagine.
I'm trying to behave my vagina this week so I can at least pretend I'm honoring the sanctity of marriage
Your bf is wearing nothing but a cape, I mean absolutely NOTHING but a cape. I know you said he looks like Thor but this is getting a bit ridiculous.
Gotta love college... Pregamed for my 8:30 flight home this morning and gave the flight attendants all high fives when I got on the plane. Best ride of my life.
Dude, what the hell where you thinking last night
Welllllll basically they were like "challenge" and I was like "accepted"
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