just saw a dude in a v-neck sweater on a bike drinking starbucks. way to feed the stereotypes white dude.
if you could put a roof over IU campus it would be the biggest whorehouse in the nation
I just saw him at the bookstore and all I could think about was him licking your ass
He got 20 stiches.. Who knew so much damage could come from a single shopping cart.
I'm standing in the shower drinking with the light off and a candle lit, listening to Amy Winehouse. Be proud.
I have a way to get him back. you're going to have to take one for the team and make a visit to the health department. you in?
Safe to say I relapsed into my old chatroulette drunk flashing days.
SURVIVAL MODE. WE CAN DO THIS. Celebratory survived-working-christmas-retail sex to follow
About to go get a free burrito for kissing a bald man in public
I am making it a rule that only people I am comfortable around enough to not have to put a bra on are allowed for Sunday funday. I think that's a good rule for someone who started drinking alone at noon while everyone else here sipped their coffee.
Sometimes I actually rage on Tuesday, come back, and do homework drunk and pull an all nighter.
That's the last time I send a mass text invitation to smoke a blunt
Whoops. I'm a horrible gf, I dropped the "I'm looking for jobs in a different city" bomb before I wished him a happy anniversary
We need to feng shui this bitch.
She yelled Carpe Diem when she orgasmed. Is it too early to marry her?
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