how do you wash the taste of whore out of your mouth?
Just had sex in the basement of the library... I knew I was paying $120,000 for something more than a law degree
He's doing the single life. He recently finished like a 3 year relationship. You can't date him.
But I don't want to date him. I just want to look at him. Naked. And in my bed.
no dont talk to me..because of you my bar tab was more expensive than my hospital bill
I don't remember how we paid for the cab. I do however remember giving him my heels 2 help with the bill.
Dude this deaf chick is totally hot, I just bought an apartment on boner ave
Apparently getting a blow job in the mens room from the bar owners daughter will get you kicked out.
So i had a feeling this dude with one leg in a wheelchair was following me around Walmart turns out I was right. He just asked for a picture of my feet.
i mean i let him but still...
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
Three of my exes and one of my exes' brothers have hit me up and it's only been a week. I hate semester break.
It's weird having sex with someone you actually like
i just want a beer and a blow job. is that so much to ask?
and i just want a ring so i can stop faking it. is that?
Omg. I checked my purse this morning and I'm pretty sure drunk me stole a frat guys tube of crest 3d white toothpaste. Like that's pretty fucked up but I think if I knew someone did that to me I'd probably still invite them over again cuz I'd be like, "this girl's creative, and has good hygiene."
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
So...I know we have a conversation later this week. But one of the key things I want to know is if I can specify having my body mummified and buried in Egypt (or at least nearby the Luxor in Vegas). How much money do you think that would cost? Do I need to increase my life insurance policy?
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