i finally understand why guys leave in the middle of the night.......they got it right
im gay
i know
yea but for you.
I just had teddy grams, ritz crackers, and twizzlers for dinner. Hello, end of the semester.
you're in nursing school, now tell me what to do about a burned clit.
Fun fact: Antibacterial soap will not take the combined smell of bbq sauce and vagina off your hands.
he was playing drums on rock band as i poured bailey's into his mouth. tell me that's not a bonding moment.
Srsly this has gone to far. Just broke my nose on the toilet. College bars.
When you awake you'll realize that your car is missing....just know that I had it and becuz of your car I hooked up with the hot bar tender that looks like that guy from bay-watch however I parked it in a loading zone and it was towed...that sex was TOTALLY worth it love you
I just peed in a flower pot on the veranda while crying and holding a drink
But first time having sex and he went down on me twice?! I'm gonna marry this guy
I'll make sure to include that in my bridesmaid toast
The boat wouldn't start, so we brought it back to her house and we've been sitting in it in her driveway for the past 5 hours drinking beer and yelling at peoplee.
my last clear memory of the night was being offered a shot but having so much alcohol in my hands that someone literally had to pour it in my mouth for me. after that it pretty much skips to waking up face down and shirtless on my floor.
I told him finishing at the same time would be a long-term project. Like flipping a house. A sexual house.
You know for a guy who frequently jumps into stuff without thinking it through, your can do spirit is lacking on this one
You ever sit back and realize our friendship is based off us ranting at each other with random animal photos thrown in
Randomize