I wanna do crazy things to you in a tent
fuckk wrong person
.. who was that for? a girlscout?
grinding to god bless the USA? really?
shut up
Why do you have Season One of Reba in your underwear drawer?
Why are you in my underwear drawer?
i'm as serious about my hair as jesse from full house.
that is uncle jesse to you, show some respect.
Just had to explain to the nurse WHERE I have poison ivy. Great Day
He got about halfway through singing "Drift Away" before he passed out and broke my coffee table.
WHY AREWNT YOU HERE SO MUCH FUN STUFF DO IT GET IN CAR NOW caps lock
well on a positive note i hear those vitamins you take while pregnant do wonders for your nails
I can't tell if I'm hungover or if my cat just knocked the lamp on my face
My underwear said "hard to get" on the butt. He laughed when he took them off.
why can't I meet attractive men at the places I like to hang out? like books a million. or the liquor store.
You decided it was too difficult to walk down the stairs so you just rolled across his kitchen floor laughing like a maniac and trying to drink at the same time
I hope Team Snapchat has been enjoying our sex snaps all this week.
He was on top and as he finished he yelled "I love gold" , so yeah I'm seeing him later tonight
Congrats! Its a fuck boy!
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