is your mom at the bar?
what are you wearing?
Just my guilt
The sex was so not worth the four dollars it cost to drive over the bridge
I've officially put my junk in foods from 5 of the 6 layers of the nutrition pyramid
i found you on the dancefloor with your cell phone to your ear saying that you didn't like the music they played at the club so you were going to listen to your own
when are you leaving homes?
it's 7:51. why the fuck are you awake at 7:51
I had a sex dream about Oprah.
go back to sleep
dude. it was a sex dream. about. Oprah.
WHATEVER CLASS IS PLAYING "TOOT IT AND BOOT IT" AT 8:30 IN THE MORNING, I WANT IN.
Yes theres a double standard. Get over it. Fuck the critics and go be the slut you were born to be
I would never do this in real life. It's only college.
Whatever. He's going to tie me up tonight whether he wants to or not.
You think posting ushers "let it burn" video on his fb page is in bad taste? haha
I've just stalked all the hot guys who have clicked "attending". I now know which guys are "yes", "maybe" and "no". I only hope my drunk self remembers.
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
Why do I have the 4 of hearts in my bra?
Haha we got sick of drinking on 4 is for whores so we stole the cards...I woke up with three of them in mine
drunken problem solving at its finest
He was super adorable, like I wanna pinch his cheeks while I fuck him...
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