Bea Arthur died! :(
What?
Big bird passed.
Marriage: a sacred union between one man and one woman, and another woman in Argentina.
taking a shot every time they compare curling to a real sport
So I fucked that hot french guy last night
You do know he's the one who threw up on our table, right? You get to clean it up.
this will be a night to untag.
If Amber from Teen Mom can get a new boyfriend, so can I.
Walk of Shame today included voting.
I am not apologizing for rubbing my balls on your leg...that is a risk you take when you come out to the bar with me
He's blaming gravity for his problems right now, so put that in perspective
He woke me up at 3 am, turned me on, then changed his mind. There is no way he is getting out of twilight now.
Fun fact. I am at the police dept. getting served a warrant for unpaid ordinance... and the officer was a one night stand from like 10 years ago.
She introduced me as that girl Nathan was fingering
Plus it's a good way to scope out guys. Have them fight for you, like real males do in nature.
You have not lived until you and a ginger miget chick are jumping and waving your arms in a pitch black bathroom to turn on the motion lights. Yes, today I have officially lived.
I puked into my skirt and then had to carry it to the bathroom and dump it out, Lmfao and it was like 2pm
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