He played with my vagina like it was a turntable
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
For some reason fuck navy didn't go over quite as well as say fuck michigan;
the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
You rubbing siracha on a cat with your feet is the opposite of what I want.
Roommate just came in drunk and tweaked out because my tv has a DVD player built in. Waaaaaayyyy too sober for that conversation.
He asked me what I wanted the cake to say and I then asked him if "I'm sorry for throwing up in your bed last night" was too long. He said it was...
I believe in using alcohol to heal from the inside. Not as a topical solution.
Remember that girl from my stats. class that I ran into at the bar 2 weeks ago? She literally hasn't been to class once since I told her I sit behind her.
Do they sell "congrats in losing your virginity!" cards and do they come in gay?
He told me he wished he could shrink down to a small size so he could live inside my cleavage
Just once, I'd like to make it to my first wedding anniversary for a change.
So we were fooling around last night and suddenly Like A Virgin popped up on his itunes
OMG haha What did he say?
He told me that if I laughed, I would have to leave.
I gave her a cheerful high five and she turned to me and said, "we should do that with our genitals." I may have to marry this girl.
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