I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
Some guy on the train just glared at me. So I'm drinking tequilla out of a dixie cup. Go fuck yourself.
Naturally, I just peed all over the floor. Two guys in front of me looked at me, but i just shrugged. They won't remember either.
do you ever get flashbacks of ppl you had sex with and just shudder at how gross they were/how drunk you were?
story of my life.
THERE ARE SO MANY GREAT DICKS IN THE WORLD. HOW DID I NOT DISCOVER THIS SOONER!?
Annd you probably wouldn't of fallen down the stairs if you didn't insist on taking 'finale shots'
He's yummy.
HE'S GAY. AND 40.
Irrelevant.
my mom was by far the drunkest one there. best impromptu wednesday afternoon party ever
This hurricane better not stop me from sitting on the stoop thurs & enjoying all the slutty costume walkofshamers
It's a "party harder or raise your standards" kind if night.
An old man just slapped my ass and handed me five dollars while I was filling chips at subway. I feel violated, but that was the easiest five dollars I've ever made.
Just in case you forgot, last night you came home drunk and pissed all over my laptop. You owe me a laptop.
My vagina just clenched in fear
The coke machine at work is laughing at me. Literally. I just heard laughter from the coke machine
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