Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
Would it be too much if i wore depends to new moon so i dont miss any of it?
doing shots has become such a natural thing to me that i just instinctively swallowed listerine
I didn't know people actually cried after sex.
hey girl hope you're alright, you hit that tree really hard. have a good night.
I fucked her while she was wearing her boyfriends dogtags. I'm officially a bad american
Remind me tomorrow to take that ball-gag out of my purse.
Sober now. I'm really glad I didn't try to make out with that guy who has a pregnant fiance
A valentines day commercial would come on while I'm masturbating...
I don't know when it is this year, but if I ever text you an illegible text that also happens to contain sharks, Shark Week started.
I got high with the cantor. Rethinking this whole non-practicing Jew thing.
THIS IS A TERRIBLE REWARD FOR NOT GETTING PREGNANT.
But I got head on a boat yesterday which was sweet until a bald eagle flew over. Then it became life affirming.
you said "it's karaoke night" and tried to use my dick as a microphone
I just landed at Logan and some guy threw up in the baggage carousel. Boston never really changes
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