Ryan Reynolds porn could be a WMD. Have a giant TV on the front of your tank, and just drive around playing it. Everyone dies of orgasm overload.
That's it. Iraq is done. Everyone dies, game over man.
Just wandered into a surprise final. Only a surprise for me though. I wish I could say this is the first time this has happened.
oh my god i just remembered the cat blow jobs.
Ok, honestly? Periods can't be THAT bad, have you ever tried to shave a ball sack?!
I am telling you that nothing wakes you up like stomach acid exiting your nostrils at 10AM
You were spitting chewed up pretzle into my hands telling me to hold it for you.
the tile , carpet , walls , cabinets , even the ceiling ... there is Jello everywhere
it was your idea to have indoor Jello wrestling man
he told me to hold it and try to write my name in the snow and it seemed like a bonding moment because neither one of us had ever done that before. i didn't anticipate it vibrating and weirding me out therefore making me let go and get my hand peed on.
Come over so we can hookup and eat tacos. Those are 2 things you can't possibly turn down.
I sincerely thought making it to McDonalds by 10:00am was a shoe-in but it appears that I need to adjust my zoom when looking at the map before walking to places.
She proposed we share a dildo. Hopefully she was joking.
He tried to tell me that that stripper was his aunt..
Is there such thing as dick sucking teeth guards?
Guy peeing and puking at the same time in the women's restroom? So impressed that I can't be offended
I'm listening to a women in metal station and wearing a flannel. I may have approached peak lesbian.
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