hotel room ftw
If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
Don't pass out before midnight like you did last year. See how much your year sucked
just saw the guy i hooked up with last nights' face on a billboard. win.
Just saw some guy puking out of the dorm window, its for sure monday
Only time i ever look at my online banking statement is to see when i left the bar.
It's going to be so weird waking up tomorrow morning fully rested completely sober and not covered in piss or bruises.
I found all these half eaten mandarin orange on the ground and the bruises on my neck are definetely not hickies
You are under a naked attack watch for the whole weekend. Shelter in place.
yeah that bottle of rum is only the second thing I want that kid to be pulling out of his pants
Waking up with cheese all over my clothes and my vibrator in my pants is a sign we drank way too much tequila last night
Dude why can't I remember anything after walking in from my first beer bong?
It was immediately followed by your second, third, fourth and fifth
I just want to nap all the time and eat Chinese food.
I’m traumatised. Bring vodka and condoms.
If I die bedazzle my coffin please.
Randomize
