she has a fucking refrigerator full of four loko and is charging 15 dollars a can.... she is like a mini donald trump
I want to say that being forced to stare at the 'no.1 boyfriend' collage behind his head ruined the sex but it just didn't.
I woke up locked in the bar...this has redefined partying.
I'm really tired of your booty call eating my fruity pebbles.
Is my lip ring still in your hair?
Earned the respect of a group of freshman by chugging Das Boot while hanging out a window and lost it shortly after by wrecking a clown bike into them.
I posted my balls on ericas instagram. It got 17 likes.
They were taking shots out of the caps of perfume bottles. This is too much for me.
They sent me to the hospital. Apparently, of the many things I said, I looked at the doctor and told him, "Wow... it's like you're a REAL DOCTOR!"
Talking to friends parents while buying all the things needed for Jell-O shots. classic
I know this is a weird question but we both had pants on when my mom woke us up last night right?
im buying my prof a giftcard to the state store bc he talked ab crying into a glass of tequila so he deserves it
And then you two got up and shouted in near perfect unison "I'M ALWAYS A SLUT FOR BASKIN ROBBINS" The bar just looked at us horrified.
I’ve cut back on drinking and now my body can’t fight off all the bad germs without the alcohol. That’s why I keep getting sick
so he found out i have him as "average size" in my phone. fair to say we arnt going to be dating anymore
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