what part of “beer fountain” do you not understand
I just did the nutritional comparison between 2% milk and Bud Light Lime.. the beer had less calories, less carbs, and less fat. It's not looking good for milk in my life anymore
He doesn't need to speak English. He needs to speak sex.
Why are you seriouly talking to me about this when there naked pics of blake lively on the internet? Priorities man...
Convinced lucas all the eggs in the fridge are fertilized and now he's crying.
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
I just got a reminder alert on my phone for an event I titled "Bradley getting stupid high with me in bed." I assume we planned this during the party. I'm down if you are.
I'm holding onto the sink for dear life. Pretty sure if Iet go I'll turn into a shit propelled man rocket.
"He was so not worth staining my backseat for."
Sex is always the answer.
Especially if the question is: what have I not had this year?
lesbians are really intense tho, she made me take her eye makeup off and told me she was going to eat me for breakfast
Trust me. My dick only does selfies for you.
Your Vodka Saturday privileges have been reduced to Beer until you go a full month without losing an article of clothing.
Hey.. Lock your door. There's a drunk girl walking around in here. She just came in my room and peed on my chair.
So my step mom just informed me she tells stories about me at work as a form of birth control for the girls that work there, not sure if i should be offended or proud.
Randomize
