That bitch is like a bad destiny's child song.
I skipped work to stalk him.
Heard it's your birthday. I can't send pictures, but go ahead and imagine my balls.
Just saw an Asian kid crash into the bike rack with his bike. I love sitting outside the engineering building.
just skyped with my friend to listen in on the people talking shit about me in the library. creepy or strategic?
how convenient is it that the kid i'm fucking lives right next to planned parenthood?
She woke up with blood running down her face and asked the EMS guy where the keg was
Yeah, the furnace guy just pulled out 4 empty and 1 full beer bottle from the vent. You are no longer allowed over.
I just had a flashback of me saying "I'm not ready to be a deadbeat mom" lastnight.
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
Okay so, sorry but last night we had to put a note on your chest and a key around your neck just so you would make it home.
Is it wrong that I want to do a nude photo shoot with nothing but a light saber?
Got done with class, now I'm buying MD 2020 with the ex. Sure feels like college.
I just realized now that you're pregnant we can't use alcohol as currency
She's seen your dick through your pants. You don't need to ask
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