one word: firstdatebathroomanal
Capitaan dildo arrescate!
just saw way to many penises for it being 5 o'clock on a thursday
So to distract myself from jackies vomiting, im making up a story in my head. It's called the little penis that could
I plan on drinking enough to kill at least 2 frat boys and make an aa meeting weep for joy
All i remember is you yelling at a stop sign and the rest is a blur
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
I don't need a lecture. I'm 41. I know I'm an idiot.
Yeah yeah I know I have to bring your dog back.
Come over so I can fuck you louder than her country music
Right?? Give me some apple scented candles and I'm a fall wet dream
my comprehension of H.D. Thoreau really dives after 8 beers.....
It will astound me if they ever let you graduate.
honestly, you deserve someone taller anyways
I have all the porn. Be there soon
Who is this?
This is my life. Currently ordering a gift for my straight married girlfriend's husband from my lesbian married girlfriend.
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