YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
So why didn't Edward and the Cullens just kill Hitler?
You need to stop watching Twilight.
i have some very unhappy turtles in my backseat
He said "what's the haps". I don't know what the haps are but there goes his chances
If I had KNOWN you and mom were coming to visit, I wouldn't have passed out in the frat. This is why I hate surprises.
She called picking up at 2pm a matinee drug deal.
All I kmoe is rheres a coffee pot full pf vodka in my purse
Did u see the proverb she left as a comment on my picture?
Don't get me wrong, I love talking about lube and such, but why are we?
He had a joint rolled for us when he picked me up. It's how ASU does romance
There is no issue with you seeing me...morally or ethically. we'll update your resume anyway. I really need to have sex with you later. Really
day drinking caused me to be in bed at a decent time. can't complain.
Damn you are the highwater mark of the naked women in my life. Like idk what lined up but yeah.
His Australian accent during sex made me think I was in an Outback Steakhouse commercial
Not sure what you smoked, but you put raw bacon on the lazy Susan and spent 45 minutes looking at it and mumbling Meat Spin
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