You found a girl to hook up with at a gay bar?
No. His name was Paco. I didn't get it by choice. I never had a hickey before.
and you said cock pushups were impossible
The sweet smell of jungle juice and bad decisions is calling our name.
It went from cuddling and watching blood diamond to watching the three of them snort an entire $80 bag of blow off the coffee table
idk but i have you stored in my phone as 'guy with beard doing body shots'
It's my diet secret . . . it's like slimfast but I call it cockfast instead.
Old lady caught me peeing in the street and yelled at me and said "I REBUKE YOU"
When he left he said something to the effect of "well now that I've been used..." I think he may be on to me.
Please acknowledge the sock on the door. If not it will be rammed up your ass.
I FOUND THE NORMAL CONDOMS. THIS IS GOD TELLING ME TO CHASE AFTER MY DREAM.
I was just hoping for a dick worthy of his established age.
Somehow those two combined like captain planet and shit went haywire
Last time Jon threw a party I woke up on my porch, no shirt but 4 bras on, and "make better life choices" written on my stomach in sharpie
I'll take "things you shouldn't say to a guy you just met in a bar" for 100!
Let's just say, I will never again lick an asshole.
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