this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
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Moral of the story: If you're gonna throw a glass of wine in a guy's face, don't do it in your own kitchen.
there isn't one for "I'll give you an I'm sorry blowjob" but that's also an option you have. in the meantime here is an emoticon of a caterpillar
My dad wants to dress like mitt Romney tomorrow night and tell trick or treaters they owe him candy.
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
You might be at the point of severe desperation when you gotta hold the two pieces of your broken vibrator together just to get off.
I'm gonna go ahead and say I love our drinking habits but anytime we roundhouse a 750 of Schnapps on the way to a non competitive bowling league we might have problems
When the sex is so good, you need three fans and have to chug a gallon of water after
11/10 would buy him a McLobster
She wore her engagement ring the whole time we fucked. I hate her fiancee, so it was cool
It's like the cookie assaulted me with being high.
He fucked me in one of the back rooms at the club then gave me an altoid. I have mixed feelings about it still.
I feel like I don't even know what's gonna happen when we first see each other. It'll be like explosions and glitter and a unicorn will run by pulling a sleigh of alcohol and sex.
He flipped a shopping cart in the back room and had to leave to make a jazz playlist. If we aren't in love then i don't know what love is.
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