Pregnant stripper...not hot.
I'm taking a dump and eating a fortune cookie and it said "Force it to be successful"
the guy working at the drive-thru just asked me if i wanna bang after he gets off work tonight.
given your current drought situation, im genuinely curious to know what your answer was
i told him maybe and gave him my number. sad? probably. but even if the sex is bad maybe i'll get a free burger out of it
Call me immediately, my only recent boy news involves me biting a dick.
just spent about 3 1/2 hours looking for a dollar so I can buy weed.
suggestion: become a stripper.
Dude she's famous. She's on an episode of campus pd. Can't not fuck her
No. He burped at a 3 year old, roared at him and proceeded to scream at the kid's parents to watch their child. The manager of Olive Garden was on our side.
I had 5 long islands and 2 alien brain hemorrhages…I am entirely certain that the "power hour to finish the night" idea was just too much.
How many of my tattoos need to be visible for an outfit to be considered "see-through"?
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
You're 21st was epic. I woke up at 6 a.m. on the floating beer pong table in the pool with a beer still in hand. Didn't even spill any
and Katie got too high with the tow truck driver and wants to go home
I cant go through life without knowing what ginger pubes actually look like
My prof handed me back my essay on Lesbians in literature, gave me an A and then we had sex in her office. Told you she was gay.
Keep two things coming: nudes and puppy pictures
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