Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
and those juicy C cups turned out to be oddly-shaped A's when her padded bra came off.
i swear, as soon as they invent a cure for herpes, he's mine.
There are fucking limits. Jerking another guy off in the bar toes the line.
You just kept walking around saying "my brain is soup" then sat on the kitchen counter washing your feet. You bit the guy that tried to help you down
Your cock is gonna weep like a baby
They let me close the tennis center alone. It's a 6-minute drive from 2 of my booty calls. Scratch tennis court bj off the bucket list.
The only image of you you know is from reflections or pictures. Its 2d. But what other people see is 3d. How do you know that's your real face! MIND.BLOWN.
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
No one understands the complete and utter debilitating 3 day bday bender.
Nothing says "Hello, Adulthood!" quite like receiving a dick photo at 11AM from a guy you haven't heard from since fifth grade.
I might have been the first person in 2015 to throw up on a yellow cab before climbing in it.
Hey, sorry for threatening to teabag your mom to death last night
How have you never felt a dick as hard as mine?
I'm like the total package- I don't want a relationship and I have daddy issues. What more could he want?
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