I will come over but only if I don't have to take my sunglasses off for it
How young is too young to ask my kid to make me a drink?
giving a blow job on a jetski isn't as easy as it sounds.
So when does "going out for one drink" = giving some guy an HJ on the sidewalk?!?
She wanted to watch a Baby Einstein DVD while we fucked. I'm pretty open minded but that felt a little creepy.
I think forcing your little sister to drink with you on a Wednesday when she has school the next day is the low point of alcoholism.
all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
Bake him heart shaped cookies?!? Send him a picture of your tits like an ADULT!
He is what would appear if the douche troop all had rings and we summoned someone like the Captain Planet kids.
Ive only just recently decided that NOT fucking you would be best for both of us.
this periodpocalypse needs to be over. I need head
She's still here. My penis can feel it.
Dude, I think she left with some dude like an hour ago
FOUND HER. I swear this thing is like a metal-detector
You think that was bad? One time my parents found my sister half naked on top of the four runner in the garage. She makes me look like the good child.
Don't do tequila. The Devil himself spits into shot glasses and we call it tequila. You will do bad things.
I called to inform you I may or may not be getting laid tonight ...
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