didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
Been drinkin since 3, wearing a tutu, how could things go wrong
Just got done reading an 11 page essay for class. Took me three fucking days and the only thing I have highlighted is the name "Alexander Cockburn"
She's the hottest girl I've ever seen before and didn't lose her virginity until she was 19. As men, I take it as failure on our part that hot 19 year old virgins still exist.
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
You had me at "mimosas" several texts ago.
I thought my period ended but I felt it again as soon as Pitbull started playing
Jus saw ur date getting a bj in the mcdonalds parking lot...u want anything?
I think my favorite day of the week is the day we get to fuck
Well she just asked a sorority girl if she should fuck her floor mate so it's basically like the blind leading the blind
We could have a classy candlelight sonic dinner with fireball cocktails if you leave now. Twat tickler centerpieces.
Worst. Date. Ever. He peeled a layer of bread off his mini burger buns because they had "too many carbs".
Considering who their parents are, maybe you should use vodka for the baptism.
Does this cleavage amount say, “Fuck it, I’m over dating, let’s just fuck?”
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