Ummmm I went to see who was upstairs, he was the only one in his room so we had sex while the travel channel played in the background.
Oh good. Romantic. Still, I'm jealous of the sex.
Probably not, since he made me promise not to tell anyone it only lasted ten seconds.
thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
The homeless ppl in LA are great. Theres sum guy that makes all of his clothes out of tighty whitey underwear. He makes bags out of them 2. Presumably 2 hold more underwear.
i saw his dick when we were four, so thats kind of ruined for me now
i woke up to find out i googled the Twilight Eclipse trailer. so either drunk me doesn't know that i'm straight, or sober me doesn't know that i'm gay
NExt question... Do i wanna sleep under my palm tree
YES.
Pillow talk just revealed that he originally thought I was 16.
you started introducing us as kentucky and gentlemen
This guy punched out a light, puked in the sink, stole the mailbox, then tried to tell ME that I had to leave the party... Then his dog shit on the floor.
he's the second guy to suck on my nipple in front of my friends that i haven't made out with.
Who wrote "the chamber of secrets has been open, enemies of the heir beware" across my bathroom wall?
Dude, my sex life is so sad since I started having feelings.
Sleeping with just one person sucks
I'm too over dressed and drunk for this emergency vets office
Mid-fucking he screams "YOU CAN'T VOTE FOR TRUMP"
I hooked up with the sexiest couple in the LAX BATHROOM IN THE CHANGING FAMILY ROOM HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA
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