I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
WHAT IS WRONG WITH SOCIETY?!?!?!
... says the kid who took a shit in my parents dishwasher...
Oprah is sooooo fat. I can't even concentrate on Mackenzie Phillips talking about banging her dad
how soon is too soon to introduce handcuffs into a relationship?
Found a cheerleading trophy in my shower this morning. Explain.
FUUUUUCK she froze all my quaters inside the ice cubes again
He woke up in the ambulance thinking he was still in the club.
I made him ride the giant pony statue in my friends little sisters room before i let him get in the bed.
So update from last night: I made friends with a coke dealer, I tore the card scanner off the wall of my dorm, and I passed out on our bathroom counter with my head in the sink.
He blacked out at the first bar and passed out at the second...we just carried him to bar three and four and sat him in the lounge chairs, he said we're amazing
We have GOT to stop getting stoned and going out for expensive dinners.
I need a fucking roommate.
You need a fucking babysitter.
my gyno just used the expression "dick around." too far?
Accidentally made a bowl of macaroni and cheese with a bottle of vodka. It's not that bad
That married penis I’ve been riding offered to pay off my student loans. I was going to break it off because he has lousy stamina. Is being debt free worth putting up with mediocre sex?
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