with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
So do you want to come over? ;)
Never again opening up the Pandora's box of crazy that is your vagina. Sorry.
I finally got laid.. you said it wouldn't happen.
i just realized that im half way to my goal of puking in every single toilet on our floor
my goal is to masturbate without thinking about my exbf.
On 3 separate occasions, she grabbed my bullhorn to announce to the entire party she had fucked me.
I feel like "stop licking my face" isn't something that needs to be repeated twice
Hey man, sorry about punching you in the face, also about turning the shower on you. I just really wanted you to drink some water.
You realize we were screaming in the car about our apartment next year because we can "bring home randoms whenever we want" and "stare at each other from our door ways"
I have the WORST cramps EVER. I think this is gods way of saying 'you're welcome, last warning. stop being a slut.'
I'm having post-experience "why didn't I fuck her in a public bathroom" regrets
Wow. Last night.
I knew you were shit blasted when you called me your "sunflower queen"
Bro. I traded my coat. I have a Raiders coat now.
You can't just drop that I might be walking into a foursome and leave it at that
it looks like a nuclear can of fuck blew up in here
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