Whiskey dick.
Yea dude! Love it. Hate it. Have it.
Everyday of my life.
i just borrowed 5 dollars from my eight year old sister. i'm at a new low
which bright sisters idea was it to put semi-formal in the middle of no-shave november?
hypothetically speaking is slutty or smart to buy plan b before we go on spring break so i dont have to get it in mexico
So, do you ever feel like EVERY SINGLE ONE OF YOUR FRIENDS IS INVOLVED IN A MASSIVE AND INTRICATE CONSPIRACY TO COCKBLOCK YOU AT ALL COSTS?
i just had to hear from a third party that he came inside of me
Don't byou dare ruin egg salad by putting your penis in it that would be so sad.
I need to think of the best way to tell this boy he's not getting his pants back
when I said energy drinks I meant cocaine
Wear whatever you want, I'm wearing ass-less chaps and a sombrero
You sternly pointed at him and declared that you would ride his cock until the early dawn.
Then, you ate a turkey sub, went into his room
I ran into his family and they made me a ham sandwich and I asked if they wanted to come streaking. I felt they deserved the invite.
I came so hard I went blind for a few seconds.
My life is pants optional.
It's bullshittery. It's asshattery. It's complete fuckery at its finest.
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