i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
you ran into the room and announced "I JUST FUCKED HER IN THE ASS". apparently you forgot she left the bedroom 5 minutes before you and was standing with us all.
We should steal a little kid and go to Chucke Cheese
No dude, you can't hot box a bus shelter.
The kid taped his penis down so that he wouldn't get a boner while dancing with girls. Oh these middle school man whores never cease to amaze me.
There is a pink thong attached to a bottle of svedka hanging from my ceiling fan..is this yours?
Eh, not fuck buddies. I prefer sexercise partner.
I walked in on him successfully eating chips and masturbating at the same time. I don't know whether I should be ashamed or proud.
the upside of dating someone over 21: he can buy me a pregnancy test AND a bottle of wine when he goes to cvs for me
I call BS on that! THAT WAS TOTALLY AN INTERCEPTION. JENNINGS HAD THAT.
PEOPLE ARE FLIPPING FURNITURE HERE. IN THE ROOM ABOVE ME. I HEARD SOMEONE WOOKIE CALL IN ANGER FROM SOMEWHERE IN THIS BUILDING.
I'd be lying if I said I wasn't scared, even a little.
Lol he touched my butt after his grad party and a shooting star went by. No kidding. My ass is mystical.
Morning! Im using your rent money to snort percocet.
fuck school, let's just become the worst strippers ever
In my life time, I want nothing more than to get a blow job while watching Space Jam.
You have a full penis tattoo of a cobra fighting a mongoose, don't you?
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