There's a girl in here wearing a kaballah bracelet and a miley Cyrus tshirt. consider her judged.
so i was eating a special k bar this morning for breakfast and started choking on it so i reached into my bag for water turns out it was liquor.
last night they convinced you that a sharpie was a new style of chap stick... so when you wake up, you might want to do something about that
Before he took my jeans off all he said was "no hard feelings from middle school right?"
we just drove by a car that was painted for a grad, it said "you done it!" with a confederate flag bumper sticker next to it. i love kentucky
you came downstairs saying you were now 'dressed to impress'
what was i wearing?
nothing
Apparently blowing a .28 for a cop and then kissing her on the mouth is technically assaulting a police officer. Who knew.
It's really not cool dreaming about going into labor with your ex boyfriends love child as you're sleeping next to him.
Your heart is a swirling cauldron of blackness that does not pump blood but rather a sludgey mixture of evil and broken dreams.
He tried to tell me that he could handle his liquor better than "all the bitches in this town." AS HE THREW UP. ALL. OVER.
Girl in my public speaking class just gave a speech on weaves, God I love community college
I hate drunk me more than anyone else in this world
He told me I smelled like peanut butter, pepperoni, and pure unbrieldled passion.
It just makes sense. It's like I end a relationship, and wash myself of sin... with tequila.
He just sprayed AXE in his mouth to get rid of his bad breath... THAT DRUNK
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