we're chasing vodka with high fives
Just heard someone use the phrase "slut mustard" in a sentence. Win.
Are you seriously drinking already? It's 11AM. Still morning.
I'm going by McDonald's time. And since they stop serving breakfast at 10:30 and start serving lunch, it is now afternoon.
I know it may not be fiscally responsible to pregame fifty cent night, but I'm gonna go ahead and do it anyway.
I know it is almost summer when the students in my night class start showing up drunk.
Went to use to bathroom and walked in on karaoke. Two girls singing "a whole new world" to each other in the shower. I'm gonna miss this place in the summer
She was wearing a shirt that said "Just Do Me", holding a half of a bottle of Vodka, and was screaming at her friends "PUSSY JUST SWALLOW!" before she chugged the rest of the bottle.
Dude, if you don't take her, I will.
Throwing up while listening to pandora radio. Don't tell me my life doesn't have theme music.
there is a time and a place for ass-grabbing and that was not it.
maybe if i keep dancing i won't throw up
well I already know I'm going to hell, at this point it's really go big or go home
My dad just told me I can't passout in the driveway after the 4th of July parade this year, again
The lady at walmart just said she is so happy im still alive....Was i that drunk on the 4th? Dont answer that
I think the cop who arrested me yesterday is at my gym rn should I say hi
I got locked into my place today. You might be wondering if that was a typo... It's not.
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