Dude if you're in another zip code it doesn't count
You don't understand. I'm not like you.
We dont have to go to dinner or anything gay like that. I just wanna do it.
I absolutely love you.
needless to say, I hope she has to get an abortion again
She made me put my jeans under her mattress so that I wouldn't leave in the morning while she was still sleeping. Apparently I just look like "that guy".
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
she was laying naked in the stream looking for "ribbays", which is apparently drunk for frogs.
Chipotle chips and wine for breakfast. Its def game day
I'm allowed to be upset. I've never had that many fingers in my ass
I think they called the cops after 15 minutes of you shaking their clothes line like the ultimate warrior and calling out hulk hogan
They wouldn't serve more then two Shots per person, so you grabbed a group of strangers and said u werre buying them all shots, then proceeded to drink all of them.
Last week in my political science paper I quoted the Mighty Ducks. This week, I compared the Constitution to a weird pickle law in Connecticut (by law, it's not a pickle unless it bounces). So, yeah, clearly I'm ready to be back to being a college student.
I sang Sweet Caroline with a homeless man and made him 25 bucks. Redbull vodka gives you wings!
facebook is just a cold reminder of all the times other bitches won my hookups
The abomination is in progress. At least one barista side eyed me and the other has fear in her eyes
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