Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
The required reading for this week is a paper about birds called great tits. Let's see my TA keep a straight face through this discussion.
she acted like she'd never seen someone do speed off of a desk with a rolled up receipt. and she calls herself a grad student.
its a nice change of pace not blacking out and actually remembering getting laid
Sending me a thank you card for letting you fuck my sister was completely inappropriate
I've decided I'm either going to ease him into this breakup by having a threesome with him and the girl I'm leaving him for, or be brutal and fuck his room mate. it depends how nice he is tonight.
I want to start this convo out by apologizing for the broken toaster.
I peed glitter this morning and had a beard drawn on my face with eyeliner. Last time I do shots with gay Dan.
A homeless man just asked me if I had seen any "nekkid chicks with heineken bottles run by"
Berkeley was the right choice
I don't understand how these people can do extreme gymnastics and I have problems walking up the stairs.
Holy hangover, going dancing with family good idea, taking the last shot with the transvestite bar owner not so much...
I didn't have the heart to tell him that the reason my vagina was so "prelubricated" was because I had just had another gentleman caller an hour earlier. So, when he commented about how turned on I appeared, I just went with it.
It's a whole movie about Joseph Gordon-Levitt watching porn and having sex... I NEED to own it..
I'm making a will, in it I'm leaving you my skull.
Also I literally googled "how to fold socks" so that's how my day is going. How's yours?
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