Don't bone anyone, just think of ur vibrator lol
HHaaaaaaaaa mmmmn vibrator
i'm at a stripclub and this bitch just lit her nipples on fire!
You sent me a text calling me "cunt" while i was in the middle of dumping my bf.
So we're fucking tonight?
My roommate's all sad and is crying and the chick I want to bang is in the room and Nic Cage is on fire. What the fuck.
My life has only gotten better since they built a playground behind the bar
I can't keep up with all the guys you're banging. I'm just going to start referring to them by city of origin.
How the fuck did I get back? Last thing I remember is being on some hot guy's shoulders yelling at girls shaking their asses
We'll talk about it later...
i think the sex is so good because i get a contact high just from fucking him
can you please not set my house on fire for once???
I felt like I should've driven him home but I was holding in a fart and just needed him to leave
So.. I was kinda upset i got the bad fuck out of the situation
I woke up naked and alone this morning. What a life
don't worry, i'll dog sit again, the barking made the sex better, its like he was cheering for us, we were just THAT good.
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
Fuck your bullshit loser kid and his gluten allergy.
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