yo my bday is less then one week away. hope youve found another annoying candian i can lick dairy products off of. also sorry about your loss
hey its robert, we just made out in the backyeard. i'm inside now and you should come to the bathroom and meet me.
I say we get drunk before the exam tomorrow. At least then we have a valid excuse for failing.
oh god was she eating orange peels again
You know the party was great when the birthday girl gets arrested
I put the condom across her upper lip. It was like a mustache of a job well done.
while she was riding me, she looked at me and said "this is why mom told me learning how to ride a horse would be important for my future"
ATTN: We are officially 15 weeks from our annual "Get-Mega-Stoned-and-BBQ" event. Start saving up the proper supplies. That is all.
He told me we were going to a cabin. It's just logs and a tarp made into walls. This night can go either way at this point.
Well to me, someone is not really my friend until we go to a mcdonalds drunk at 4am. It's like a right of passage
well that's the third time this semester that I've projectile vomited walking to class in front of dozens of people
I tried to take a cute nude but sneezed halfway through. I sent it anyway
Um, It's tempting but I'm not into coke or farmers.
I need a pedicure
You need to go to planned parenthood
wasn't that the evening we made out with the girls from the dental school, drank 3000 beers, almost had to beat up a guy at the strip club and James nailed some hot piece of tail and took her OSU windbreaker, which my dad went on to wear multiple times after finding it in the garage.
Yes. To all of that. Yes.
Randomize
