i just saw a woman using her birth control packet as a wallet.
i either just walked in on pete wacking off to webmd or he was checking his dick for herpes
True friendship; bangin a girl to get ur friends hat back
My cleaning lady just walked in the kitchen and i had a hardcore boner. I dont know what awkward is anymore
No, he's fine. He only wanted to know why there were traffic pylons in the living room and how the peanut butter got on the ceiling.
It went alright, nothing too special, just got threatened with a knife by our server.
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
Dave when you find that upper decker at your house its from me but its for Jill not you
But I wanna cuddle and just put my hand awkwardly close to your penis area by accident and look at you
There was a group of girls next to us. One was smiling at me. I only remember walking up and saying "oh you're Russian". Not sure where it went from there
Here you are just trying to masturbate and I'm talking to you like your an initiate for some secret society.
We broke into the kitchen, stole cooking aprons, and wore them on the dance floor.
I sharted in my christmas pjs :(
No fucking Jell-O shots or meth. Those are the rules
So here I am, sexting at work.
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