Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
Dont judge me. Him and his friends got me drunk for free, the least i could do was suck his dick
we went through the mcdonalds drive through and you asked for a free sample of their fries to see how you liked them.
even your uterus rejects him.
apparently my uterus is the smartest part of my body.
wait one more day. tuesday is my official "i hit on you and/or we hooked up this weekend" friend request day.
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
I would have rather watched a full length video of myself masturbating than heard that.
He drives a BMW. I have to fuck him. Girl Code Rule #26.
I vaguely remember telling a bum she was worth more than this
He says he won't get serious until he screws an Asian and a virgin. I should just place an ad on Craig's List
Wanted: female 18-24 of Asian or partial Asian descent to fuck my ginger boyfriend. Must be willing and able to fake virginity. No emotional connection needed, just sex, just once. Further contact post sex not needed (or particularly desired)
Its kind of weird knowing that im only seeing you that day to fuck in some woods
don't worry i won't let him get attached. I put on my Hulk onesie after sex and yelled I SMASHED YOU. never seen a guy looked so confused.
Also I owe you 20 bucks, a clean towel and a glass of scotch. I'll even throw in a blow job
i sent him a nude and he responded 6 hours later
what did he say?
"oh m god,,, whow '!!!!nm"
He's eating me out right now. That's how bad he is.
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