I would kick you in the vagina but I'm afraid I would lose my shoe.
I'll be waiting for you under the stairs with peanut butter and tequila ... Don't tell the neighbors
Can you tell me why I have pubes stuck in my teeth?
he referred to my room as the tit cave...
she insisted that i refer to her boobs by name.
he said that he wanted to outsmoke the rain, I don't know what that means but I'm gonna go help him
Yes, I did know where her mouth had been, but frankly I think it was a lesson you needed to learn.
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
Is the party worth it?
I am drink. Beer pony and singing.
Jesus himself couldn't make a better sandwich
DISHONOR ON YOU. DISHONOR ON YO FAMILY. DISHONOR ON YO COW
Condoms and Ice Cream, that's all we need.
the hole that the tears left- fill it with pizza
So basically I really like drugs AND banging cops and it's starting to get complicated
So what's it like to be pregnant?
It feels like I'm hungover and when I was drunk I was kicked off a mechanical bull and then trampled.
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