i miss vodka and anonymity. college is so rich in both. in college we are a many armed creature, lubricated with beer and sex.
I have a new reason to go to work: I can tell which 3 of my coworkers are sisters just by looking at their butts.
just had cupcakes and mountain dew for dinner-now i'm playing super mario brothers. 10 year olds all over the world would kill to be me.
On that note; HAPPY 21: THE SEQUEL from the back of an ambulance!!
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
UPDATE: lighting the grill with Bacardi. Haven't slept. Forgot the hamburger buns. Almost out of our eighth handle.
She's the drunk girl with the air-horn and sunflower seeds.
He's both a cowboy and a firefighter. Saying "no" was not an option.
I came home to him frying bacon to put in his beer. He said bacon beer lights, taste the awesomer rockies
I'm a 23 year old adult who just ordered condoms online from Target because I'm still too embarrassed to buy them in the store.
Whip out the absinthe and the taquitos, this motherfucker just passed the bar.
Just bought a colored water bottle so my classmates can be so judgemental when I bring beer to class.
The sex definitely would have been a perk. But not sitting in a ditch was what I was going for...
She moved all of her stuff out while we were gone. Shit in the toilet, and didn’t flush. So yeah it went well.
Oh, do you remember telling everyone you were with that your vagina was angry last night?
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