So apparently I shook her hand very polite, said weiner and walked away
hey you knew what you were in for when i showed up with 2 fifths of Jim. plus i left money to pay for a new sink
I want her autograph on my taint
We're stoned and watching little Einstein videos. Come. Over. Now.
"I wasn't planning on buying a chicken, but I bought it anyway." --some guy on the bus with a chicken
"Yeah, I only have nine toes." --that same guy
Please tell me that is you having sex in my car in my driveway and not a complete stranger.
Just had sex in an ice hut. What have you done with your holiday break?
No more house parties. We're almost fucking 30 years old and I slept until 6 pm.
Hahaha more like walk of pride. You entered the lions den last night.
Well... I got her number now... I think she is a dish best served drunk
It's just a friend who is recently single and I'm going to heal his broken heart with my vagina
Well I'm trying out this whole "not sleep with a stranger thing"
That's silly... just silly. And by silly I mean unrealistic.
Hope you’re getting action boo.
Definitely no. I woke up next to a bag of McDonald's.
I got a 93 percent on my last mid term and I was drunk. Think of the possibilities if i were sober for the one thats tommorrow.
i told her we had a class about unicorns together. i'd say it was a good night
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