I have a feeling we are going to become cougars together.
my penis says it needs to be in something. my phonebook says its you
Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
He came on my chest. Sat back and said "hey it sorta looks like lake michigan!" kill me now...
By the way, turns out "Danny B" is his penis. Not his cousin. I was right.
Bailey. He has a soul patch. Idgaf if he was an NFL player. Nobody with a soul patch is attractive.
And really all I wanted was to be like "hey can I borrow your dick for a few hours this weekend?"
Try to make ecstasy cheese. Capitalize on the molly and greek yogurt trends. MARKETING
So what's the moral standing on reading gay porn on your phone whilst sitting next to your 87 year old Grandma?
Molly was fun. I was in a captain planet onesie in Wal-Mart talking to everyone haha
Well if your hearts not big enough, your penis certainly is. Just have a threesome
Don't forget to make sex 3rd on your calander
Fuck you i've put so many pretzels in her shirt
They weren't kidding when they said "Go Army Strong." Best sex I ever had.
You should have thought of that before emitting walrus sounds while intoxicated
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