But I'm halfway naked in a seductive pose! I just want to get this right...
Dude WTF? His teammate just started talkin to me on fb! Am I walking around with a "I like to f**k gators" on my forehead?
No, it just says ur easy
i think i have two assholes
I am scared. I picture you doing a keg stand on a sinking ship with hula girls cheering you on. Please text me when you get back to shore...or now would be good
Sorry, can't come over. I have to spend time with my niece. Her Dad ignores her and I don't want her to have male attention issues like you.
How fortunate humanity is that it need not rely on the female orgasm for procreation
She even gives head with a lisp.
Guess which frat house I just walked out of! And on a related note... guess who's uncircumsized
I'm always drunk lately
Now I'm in a game of hide and seek in Sears
He told me he wanted to sober fuck the shit outa me... I took that as a compliment
I was told my cock was a religious experience.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
you kept saying how you wanted to mainline bacardi right into your bloodstream. medical school is doing wonderful things to your brain
I am mildly hung over. Decided pants are very unnecessary right now.
you know you're sexually deprived when you're holding a warm taquito in your hand and your vagina starts to tingle
Randomize
