woke up in a freezing tub of water at 6 am again. probably should stop the drunk baths
Dangr zzzzzzzzone
If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
"Every minute you spend hanging out with David is a minute you could spend meeting someone new, who isn't a huge douche" - Buddha
Nothing says "I mean business" like using a cart at the liquor store.
i made up my own drinking game and i took a secret shot every time someone asked me about school or my future
Brightest idea yet: lets drink enough at ladies-drink-free nights to make up for the cost of tampons. Breaking even on having vaginas!
the reputation of my dick game is on the line. You're killing the team, here, G
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
I stopped his blowjob to raise 3 fingers & whistle the hunger games tune to the people walking past the window
My boyfriend told me that I said I wanted to "feast on her vagina"... Glad I don't remember.
You drink too much. You cuss too much. You have questionable morals. You're everything I've ever wanted in a friend.
He’s 21. The president of his frat. I’m 28 and have a career!
Do it. It’s a noble position.
Sex was followed by homemade breadsticks. I waited till after the breadsticks were gone to tell her i had a gf.
Even after hearing me fuck his friend twice in one night, he still follows me around like a puppy.
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