Give me a heads up the next time you BBM me a voicenote of you cumming so I'll make sure not to play it while in the car with my parents. Miss you too.
Supposedly i was taking multiple birth control pills while screaming dot judge me. Never going back
Just walked in and was handcuffed to a police woman. Fire fighter woman poured franzia down my throat. Aaaaand I just ate cookies off of Little Red Riding Hood's tits.
Should have told me the night we were talking about deal breakers that vomming outside your car was one of them. I would have taken a cab back
Just bought the plane tickets. Light headed. Blood rush to clit oh god blue clit. Mayday mayday vagina down!
Nah its cool some of my cousins have fucked the same girls and brought them on family vacations and everything.
I've friend zoned this boy hard. I made him change my nipple rings before he went home.
You were dancing with a coffee pot of rum in one hand and a joint in the other. So that should explain everything.
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That's the bat signal to come over and fuck me.
I'm taking a shit break of discontent as a personal protest
I got inside last night via doggy door
I think I was just recruited to join a religious lesbian cult by these 3 really pretty girls and I'm tempted to join
The day will come again young grasshopper. For now you must complete your training of patience and tongue biting
Before making travel and hotel reservations to meet your "affair" for the first time, consult your menstrual calendar! $633 wasted!
You fucked him, didn’t you?
He showed up at my house with tacos, rum and a negative Covid test. Of course I fucked him. I’m just a simple girl that likes tacos, not Margaret Thatcher!
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