i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
I am laying on the kitchen floor eating cold chicken fingers and drinking wine. welcome to my new years party.
So for Valentine's Day...I finally swallowed. I feel like I earned that steak.
He's prob getting laid right now and I'm sitting alone in my duct tape shoes.
i will be the first lesbian to ever fail women's studies.
Saw a guy in a chef outfit covered in mustard talking jiberish into his phone running across the skywalk.
True. I'd rather snort cocaine off a homeless guy then work on the weekend...Actually that may not be that bad.
your blue lips and tongue was their first indication you were probably underage
HEY THERE IS NO AGE LIMIT ON BLUE SLUSHIES
I think we need to teach you what straight means again
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
I feel like I should have backed off when "I love you" came out on the third date. Now I'm in her bed wondering which door my shrine is behind. Fuck.
Her alarm in the morning was Best Day Ever from Spongebob. I'm have lots of conflicting feelings right now...
YOU HAVE BEEN BAD TOUCHED BY THE LEPRECHAUN OF CHOICES
After she got off the phone with her mom she sprinted down the block screaming "I'M SO GOOD AT BEING A HUMAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
He was about to go in...and he fell off the bed. Ruined mood!
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