I wanna come home
And do what?
Kiss. Rip clothes off. Repeat.
Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
You said I was the most beatiful preggers youve ever seen...im not pregnant
My grandma put hard boiled eggs on her lasagna. I'm not high enough for this.
guess who has a date tonight
look at you growing up, going on dates before she hops into bed
I just found a babydoll head in my sink where we ripped it off and did shots out of it.
I couldn't find my shirt this morning so I stole one from his eight year old sister. Slutted up my outfit quite a bit.
The party got hot, we all started raging, took off some clothes, someone threw me in the shower and we all kept raging. Nude Rager, I was there at the point of conception.
So many gingers... It's like a beacon went out that said "this one is ok with red hair"
I just need like a magic vacuum to suck everything out of me and then an IV to put good stuff back in
at crossfit today a guy shit his pants while deadlifting 405 lbs. coach made fun of him then congratulated him on his new personal record.
I promise that I won't shotgun beers with your boyfriend this time, Scouts Honor.
WE ARE DOING DRUGS AND GOING TO THE STRIP CLUB SATURDAY LADIES
but next to his bed he has a bible, and on the bible he has a pbr coaster and a condom. how can i stay mad at that? Its amazing.
my mom is drunk and is trying to get me to take a picture of her ass. what is life?
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