Ok im wearing a joe flacco jersey and full stick on unibrow and hardly anyone else dressed up omg
Omg suz!! take the unibrow off
No! im just getting hammered instead
If it wasnt for meatballs I would have fucking killed myself already.
Why didn't you tell me that Dad was a registered sex offender?
We were going to tell you eventually, how'd you find out?
Our school resource officer showed us how to use Family Watchdog and pulled up his picture.
I am about to be in my happy place. (the shower with a 6 pack)
I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
Watching marley and me... this girls got me whipped man
is it bad that i have made the decision to never travel to vienna simply because of that transvestite that won the bachelor?
dont start drinking without me
It was great. Even bought me breakfast in the AM
From?
Well, he didn't exactly take me out, but left a $20 on the table...
Yea.. I remember nothing. Except that the taxi driver was 56 years old and apparently never cheated on his wife.
I forgot to tell you about my 7:30am Sunday morning run to the local convenience store to buy condoms, a du-rag and a shot glass
next photo in the 'cherished memories' series- Jess's bed. Note the vomit actually UNDER the pillows. shes a genius.
The ultimate Father's Day bonding experience: Both getting bailed out of jail by mom for mooning some shithead cop.
There's a bachlorette party going on at the bowling alley, so we'll see who wins greatest shitshow tonight.
You're only young once, and once you get old, you either regret all the sex you had, or you regret not having enough.
Its really awkward pooping while on videochat. Even if you turn the video off.
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