no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
so he just left - touched my cheek like he was gona kiss me and then gave me a fist bump?
thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
At a pool hall. Dudes walkin around with fuzzy handcuffs cuffed to his belt. The douche bag level grows higher still
Saddest moment ever is discovering when your cat no longer wants to get high with you.
it took me 7 solid minutes to realize "egggGSaucetingf" meant "exhausting"
Woke up with a raging boner...good feeling abt this trial
walking back to the dorm.. she is flashing evryone, demanding beads. we tried to stop her and now she just keeps yelling "Bourbon st bitchesss"... you get her tomorrow
They're re-releasing Titanic in 3-D. Can I interest you in a joint venture to create the greatest drinking game of all time? I think yes
This late night dumpster diving sesh is making my quads cramp up
Sorry for pissing on y'all's floor last night
I swear she is the Mary Poppins of drugs
He has a baby picture of himself on the night stand. I don't think this whole 'one night stand' thing is for me.
I have to make calls today at work. So I'm gonna call your phone and leave some random messages. Just delete them.
He's getting so into these sexts, I hate to tell him I'm fully clothes, watching Bring It On and eating chips and salsa.
Randomize
