My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
Are you for fucking real.? He divorced me just because he got a fucking girlfriend.?!
There is only so much cookie dough and masturbating I can handle in one night.
remember what we learned. dont lure girls w/ food at the bar. u dont want those ones
Homeless guy on the metro is drinking beer out of a coke bottle. Hello friend.
I'm just gonna go nail your roommate after we break up anyway.
Can we ask the Hungry Howie's guy to pick up some blunt wraps on the way over?
The fact that I pulled something plastic out of my mouth after taking that shot is starting to concern me.
This is going to be the summer remembered forever as the giant 3 month long mushroom trip.
I'm sorry for biting your husband's ass last night.
I'm not driving across town for three thrusts and an excuse
Guy hitting on me at bar is guy who's Craigslist ad we laughed at the other night. Not even kidding.
I just want to sing to him and rub baby oil on his head
You called it motorboating but you just snot rocketed into my tits.
I AM NOT LOSING TO SOME FICTIONAL CROSSDRESSER
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