Call me immediately, my only recent boy news involves me biting a dick.
we were like drunken butterflies among sober caterpillars,
hey quick question, what would you consider to be a "first date" porn?
She was like the Rudy of blow jobs... SO much effort into it
My neighbor asked me to tell you to stop changing in front of their house. Do I even want to know?
I was fine until "Under Pressure" came on the radio. It's like God wanted me to shit my pants on the drive home.
You almost hooked up with 200lb woman in her mid-forties, because you were convinced she was adele. Your drinking problem is officially out of control.
it was good sex until i became a rubber doll and he became a jack hammer, so i guess overall it was good
I think that girl got really offended when I made out with baby Jesus.
At one point I was giving him a handjob and I started singing Call Me Maybe
His balls are like really small, like dog sized balls. It was a weird discovery. Ever done a guy with dog sized balls?
I was trying to drink every time they said planned parenthood but my body isn't cut out for this.
Never admit to being cold at those things. That is how you end up waking up the next morning naked under animal pelts... or so I have heard.
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
Wrong Cuomo but I had a dream last night in which I was very sexually attracted to Chris
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