it doesn't get any better than taco bell and soft core porn
12 pack with dinner. Living by yourself is awesome.
So, during a 20 minute shower I spent 19 minutes spinning in circles and 1 minute licking the wall, and it was better than sex. I can't wait to do X again.
I mean, I'd wanted to go skinny dipping, hook up with him and have sex on a beach, so last night I basically killed 3 birds with one super slutty stone.
I kept feeling my boobs..just to make sure they were still there.
Can't show you right now as we are in public and he refuses to let me photograph his penis in a bar.
She just sat there, all alone, with a bottle of booze. And the dog. He even looked like he didn't wanna be there with her.
I am VERY upset that you called my fiesta a waste of time.
I never realized how you can accidentally go home with someone until tequila got involved.
Have you ever been so high that you felt like corduroy? I'm at that level.
I'm not the kind of girl that sleeps with someone else's boyfriend. But I'm getting waxed just in case I change my mind...
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
Hey I know we haven't talked in a while, but I wanted to thank you for those m&ms you bought me for Christmas. Sorry I never got you anything then broke up with you.
I know you’re not my dad, but you’re someone dad. And you’re also like a second dad to me who I also send nudes to as well. Happy Father’s Day
Omfg 7 hour sex session who am I?
PS: I think I'm in love
Ability to walk tomorrow tbd
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